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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.09.09 02:10:00 -
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gee gevlon what happened to your last thread with one of these brilliant plans |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
736
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Posted - 2014.09.09 12:58:00 -
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if gevlon did not exist it would be necessary to create him so that we could point to our enemies as obeying the very avatar of autism
guess we'll just have to camp moa into their station again :ohdear: |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
738
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Posted - 2014.09.10 14:26:00 -
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based on the moa donation board the only group with plenty of people willing to chip in for someone to attack the cfc is the cfc itself
that's some fine work there mr. goblin not an embarrassment at all |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
739
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Posted - 2014.09.10 18:55:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Retar Aveymone wrote:based on the moa donation board the only group with plenty of people willing to chip in for someone to attack the cfc is the cfc itself
that's some fine work there mr. goblin not an embarrassment at all Yes, 0.38B is definitely the majority of 17.66B. 2.1% to be exact. Let me guess. The Mittani told you that a bombless bomber does "majority" of the DPS of a dread and you believed that too. In the meantime, the Branch killboard start to look pretty nice. sorry dumbo my statement was correct, as it focused on number of people
the only other people donating to moa are moa itself as that npc alt is assuredly pulling the same scam test pulled on you (it is still hilarious how obvious that scam was and how easily you bought it) to try and make the board look less pathetic |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
739
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Posted - 2014.09.10 19:01:00 -
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at this rate gevlon's next post is going to be using the relative size of the CFC donations on the moa killboard to imply the cfc is poor and can't afford to donate more |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
739
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Posted - 2014.09.10 19:05:00 -
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i have emerged from the distant mists of the near future and brought you the headlines of the Gevlon Post from October:
Quote: BURN BRANCH CAMPAIGN A SUCCESS: CFC DONATIONS TO BURN BRANCH CAMPAIGN IN OCTOBER SHRINK TO 10% OF THEIR DONATIONS IN SEPTEMBER, PROVING THAT CFC INCOME IS 10% OF WHAT IT USED TO BE
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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
739
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Posted - 2014.09.10 20:51:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Retar Aveymone wrote:based on the moa donation board the only group with plenty of people willing to chip in for someone to attack the cfc is the cfc itself
*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal. Yes, 0.38B is definitely the majority of 17.66B. 2.1% to be exact. Let me guess. The Mittani told you that a bombless bomber does "majority" of the DPS of a dread and you believed that too. In the meantime, the Branch killboard start to look pretty nice. because ISD Ezwal felt the last time I corrected you was apparently insufficiently polite, i would politely suggest that you carefully ponder the difference between people and isk, a difference I was careful to make in my post, and that makes your reply look poorly considered
i would furthermore like to politely suggest that the only non-cfc group donating to moa is moa itself, which is probably laundering the money through npc alts like test did when test politely abused your perfectly well thought out plan to match any donation made to test by funneling their own isk through an npc alt, a loophole anyone could have forgotten to think about and i'm sure anyone would have fallen for
in all, i offer my sincere apologies for needing to be so impolite as to correct you in public but i do hope you will accept my apology and make the correction i have suggested
sincerely
retar aveymone |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
739
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Posted - 2014.09.11 13:04:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Which is completely pointless as I already donated 3B/week since June and will do, regardless of the board. Also, the 5B donation came from this guyI understand that the possibility that people give money away to hurt you is too hurtful, but you should have considered this possibility when you ganked, trolled, recruitment scammed and ridiculed them for lols. Or maybe you didn't, but joined a group that do these as its defining criteria. i am disappointed so few people did, yes
we'll have to aim some more jets of urine at some more faces |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
739
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Posted - 2014.09.11 13:06:00 -
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regrettably though although gevlon is absolutely hilarious he makes everyone else edge away from hating us because then they have to be on gevlon's side and that's not something they're eager to do |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
739
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Posted - 2014.09.11 13:08:00 -
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Andski wrote:what's the opportunity cost of parsing killboard data and making charts and graphs and making ISK to fund projects intended to destroy the people who denied your membership application (with a success rate of 0%) vs. paying $10 for a forum account and making a hundred posts over 3 months to fulfill membership requirements (with a success rate of 100%)
i ask this because gevlon really likes to talk about opportunity cost w/r/t all the precious time we waste shooting structures in our terrible, terrible bombless bombers (which according to renowned PvP expert Gevlon Goblin are solely intended for bombing and their bonuses to torpedoes are solely cosmetic) even better: replicator, the moa guy who tried to camp deklein, kept attacking pos in fleets of stealth bombers
he gave up on that and started trying to camp deklein because we kept blowing him the **** up |
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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
739
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Posted - 2014.09.11 14:26:00 -
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Charax Bouclier wrote: I think most people would give higher regard to an infamous figure, like Gevlon Goblin, as opposed to some inconsequential drone whose claim to fame is simply being a member, by throwing some meaningless posts on an SA site, of a leading corporation.
gevlon is so hilarious precisely because he tries so hard yet remains so inconsequential except as a source of hilarious failure |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
765
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Posted - 2014.09.15 23:26:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote:I think if Goblin was as irrelevant CFC people say he was, they wouldn't be posting so much. Not supporting/detracting from Goblin...just saying. i think that if he was actually a threat and not a hilarious failure we'd not be going out of our way to point more attention at him |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
765
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Posted - 2014.09.16 14:02:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Angelique Duchemin wrote: The wardecs only effect coalition members that are stupid enough to take Freighters and other expensive ships into high sec on in-Alliance characters. By paying to have them killed he's just supplying some chlorine to the CFC genepool.
No one laughs as hard about the wardec kills as the CFC members themselves and it's a great benefit to us that they make examples out of CFC members who do stupid things. Otherwise that brand of stupidity would flourish.
You seem to ignore that dumb people are the #1 resource of CFC. No smart man would waste his playing time watching a bombless bomber shooting a structure for hours so some other guys can earn money from a video game. Nor would a smart man ever camp an NPC station that he can't capture. Without dumb people in the ranks, the CFC couldn't exist. I understand that you despise them just as much as I do and you honestly laugh when my mercs pop them. But without these dumb people to press F1 when told and do the bombless bomber work, you'd be in lowsec. mate if dumb people were our number one resource you'd have already been extended the red carpet and an engraved invitation |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
765
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Posted - 2014.09.16 14:05:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: If his numbers are true, which they may or may not be, his crusade hasn't been a failure. Paying 50 billion isk for Marmite's wardecs to do 300 billion isk damage to you guys is in fact an accomplishment and a rather efficient one at that. For every billion he spends, your coalition loses 60 billion. It's simply economics.
his numbers are not true and i debunked them pretty soundly in the titan thread
basically, when marmite was wardeccing us about half the time, their isk killed per week was about twice as high (which makes sense: dumb goons would get used to a short period with no wardecs and then start freightering in highsec, then boom)
now that the wardecs are constant, it's about half. and all these numbers are straight from gevlon himself, so he can't deny them
if you work it out he is causing SLIGHTLY more damage than before - but that amount of extra damage is actually less than he's spending |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
765
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Posted - 2014.09.16 16:42:00 -
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i mean if you wonder why people put in the somewhat boring effort to take things away from people - like siegefleets - just look at this thread
this thread, and the multitude like it, are the products of all of those hours we've invested into breaking other people's toys, and I for one believe the impotent rage has been a fantastic return on our investment. just think, all those siegefleets in fountain that make gevlon froth at the mouth screaming about bombless bombers produced this neverending stream of impotent rage - and it's only one of the many delicious rewards of that war |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
765
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Posted - 2014.09.16 20:11:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: Funding MoA and other groups that frequently hit the CFC in hit and run strikes successfully actually IS a success if his goal is to harm the CFC. I mean the fact that one thread can get 10-20 of you guys all up in arms writing wall-o-text replies to the guy is an accomplishment in and by itself. I think before pronouncing someone else "bad at Machiavellian perspectives" (hilarious mis-use of the term btw) you should simply consider this basic premise:
"we must be successful because the goons are mocking us" is the last desperate rationalization of the hilariously incompetent
we luv2post and a thread that contains someone who hates us faceplanting over and over again is the best place to post of all
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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
765
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Posted - 2014.09.16 20:34:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: But I digress I'm honestly curious for your honest opinions more as a social experiment than anything else.
the most fun part of being a goon is the power: we can dictate to other people what they will do and as much as they rage about it they can't do squat when we say something will be this way
gevlon is great because he demonstrates just how powerful we are: he puts so, so, so much effort into trying to attack us and is laughably irrelevant. and I'm quite serious, he's laughably irrelevant: nothing he's ever done has been even vaugely a threat to gsf or even an inconvinence. and i'd know, i'm a gsf director
everything we say about how what he does doesn't matter is true. killing a ratter here or there doesn't really matter much. killing idiots who flew a freighter in highsec doesn't matter because ever since i joined (back when we lived in scalding pass) the operating assumption has been we're always wardecced, if you want a highsec freighter use an npc alt
eve is a harsh game and an idiot flying a gsf freighter in highsec is going to get a harsh awakening with or without gevlon. as i demonstrated mathmatically before, gevlon is actually mostly counter-productive: before gevlon we actually kept occasionally having weeks with no wardecs, so people could freighter in highsec and then get slammed once marmite redecced us. with a perma-dec, people never really start making that mistake and we're just back to how we were pre-warcost changes (it used to cost the same to wardec GSF as any other alliance, so everyone wardecced us because you got the most bang for your buck). somehow, we survived.
people trying to kill our ratters? deklein is the most heavily ratted region in null, by far (it's not even close). people try all the time, but get bored because under current null mechanics hunting ratters just is not terribly fun or likely to succeed. you don't do it for profit, so his bounty is just going to be money wasted
at the end of the day what makes gevlon so hilarious is that he desperately wants to be powerful, but because he's a randian sperglord his ideology demands he do it as a captain of industry, working heroically alone spending money to try to win. thing is, in eve money just isn't all that useful: it helps make a lot of stuff easier but power in eve is the number of people you can get working together. this is something that we've said many times before and normal people fairly intuitively understand...but gevlon doesn't. he'll never threaten us because there's just nothing you can do with a few tens of billions a month and a personality so caustic you can't ever cooperate with anyone without them deciding they'd rather shoot you or themselves in the head than listen to another minute of your idiotic ideas. |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
765
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Posted - 2014.09.16 20:40:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: "we must be successful because bob is mocking us" was a rationalization Goons came up with as well in the past btw.
we were successful because we ripped bob to shreds, stole their name, stole their home, conquered every region they ever owned, and **** up their 'legacy' so badly that nobody really remembers them except as either faceless jackasses or faceless incompetents
*cracks knuckles, leans back* |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
765
|
Posted - 2014.09.16 20:42:00 -
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the legacy of bob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcM7iCBN6T4 |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
765
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Posted - 2014.09.16 20:59:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: "The most fun thing about being a goon is the power."
Hmm that's very telling. I'd expect something more along the lines that it's fun to be a goon because of the laid back and playful environment. Or the ability to interact with a variety of people from all walks of life. Or the fun is flying in big fleets or flying a variety of doctrines. But you as an individual state that the most fun thing is power. Not sure if that's the most psychologically healthy thing. A need to tell others what to do is hardly a mentally healthy thing no offense. You realize concepts like that actually give more weight to Goblin's argument right? Fun for you is telling others what to do. That suggests some form of abuse of power which is often if not always considered to be "evil."
But who do you have power against? Who can you tell what to do? You personally? Probably just the run of the mil line grunts in the GSF. As a whole alliance, you can tell your other coalition members what to do as their role/position is secondary at best.
Who does that leave? Nobody relevant in lowsec or high sec. Certainly no one in w-space. Who else in 0.0? N3? Certainly not if the last war is anything to go by. The Russians? Even less likely (somehow). HERO coalition? Provibloc? Maybe before the war ended. So who can you dictate orders to?
What makes Goblin's ideology so terrible compared to yours? How is your ideology better than his? Can you answer that? I'm curious
oh dear the guy who writes for en24 is concerned about my mental health and feels i might be evil
it's you, the worthless highsec shitlord, that we can force around, or whoever lives somewhere that we have decided shall be vacated.
you'll scream, whine, and claim that you're independent and then take the only choice we've given you
your last question assumes that we place value on your opinion, which we don't (except that it's fun to make you hate us). you don't have any useful thoughts to offer: the extent we care about your opinion is only to delight in when you're impotently mad at us and calling us ~evil~ and trying to pretend that you are some authority whose opinions matter.
at the end of the day the ideology that matters is power. gevlon has, in a rare moment of honesty and self-reflection, admitted that what he hates is not our ideology, it's that we won't let him in. as we are the kings of the hill and spit on him, this causes him to need to either destroy us or become part of us to satisfy his desperate need to be number one. unfortunately for him he is an object of ridicule and he will never succeed. someday, naturally, goonswarm will fall - but it won't be from gevlon (though I have no doubt that even if he quit five years before he will be back to take credit) and nobody will ever think of gevlon as some success instead of a hilarious failure
we, on the other hand: you may hate us, you may desperately try to convince yourself you don't want to be us, you can do whatever you want...but you can't pretend to ignore us
that is what owns, that me and my thirty thousand bestest friends fought our way to the top of the heap and we're going to sit here lording it over you and delighting in every rationalization you come up with about how we're not |
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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
765
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Posted - 2014.09.16 20:59:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: Since Mitten's so often links BoB with whatever enemy the GSF is fighting, in the past few years this means NCdot, we could say that you haven't really done any of that. BoB's remnants are in NCdot and NCdot currently dwarfs the CFC in terms of systems held and income. This of course if you agree with your own coalition leader that equates NCdot with BoB.
this is a gevlon-esque attempt at propaganda
even for en24 this is bad |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
767
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Posted - 2014.09.16 21:33:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote:Retar Aveymone wrote:-snip- The guy who writes for EN24 is pointing out that your reasoning should be a concern to you aside from Eve.
like anyone else who has ever read en24, i can think of few things that should be less concerning than an en24 writers ideas on proper reasoning
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:
As for who you dictate to. Well first off I live in lowsec. So I'm not a "highsec pubbie shitlord." I'm a lowsec one ;) Secondly you don't really tell anyone what to do and thinking you do is laughably delusional.
I also don't hate you or the GSF. So you're over compensating with your defensive attitude. I'm not attacking you, I'm simply asking you a few questions which you're free to answer or free to ignore.
You've established you have a high opinion of yourself on this video game on the internet. Don't let me stand in the way of that. But why do you want to stand in the way of someone else's sense of self importance such as Goblin?
There was no propaganda attempt. Mittens stated that NCdot more or less = BoB. If BoB is destroyed BoB cannot also own most of the systems in 0.0. So I asked a simple question, which is it? Is BoB destroyed or is BoB NCdot?
these delusions, right here, are what are so great
yes, keep loudly trying to convince yourself of all of this |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
767
|
Posted - 2014.09.16 21:48:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: So you're deflecting the question rather than answering because it's uncomfortable and the method you are using is "because of EN24." Weak character on your part my friend.
my friend you appear to be under the misapprehension we are equals here
i answer your questions or not as it amuses me, if we were concerned about what random powerless idiots on eveo thought we'd all have been diagnosed with a variety of mental illnesses years ago and if anyone was ever concerned with attempts at pubbies to create logical traps based on third-hand information they misheard, misunderstood, and then misapplied they'd have gone cross-eyed long ago |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
775
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Posted - 2014.09.17 14:49:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: I'm not asking you to care. It's a simple question. Mittens stated that NCdot is all ex-BoB on TMC. You claim BoB was actually destroyed and annihilated. How do you reconcile these differences?
i am bored today so it will amuse me to answer this question, once you actually do the work as i don't feel like bothering to find the articles that don't actually say what you think they say
link whatever you think has created this astounding logical trap that impacts our hilariously complete destruction of BoB and carefully make your argument and i will tear it to shreads on a coffee break |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
775
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Posted - 2014.09.17 14:53:00 -
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Charax Bouclier wrote: Retar, do you have a high rank within the Goons that merits you to speak on their behalf or are you merely one of their insignificant drones that feels mighty because he is a speck amongst a blob of 30k pilots?
You certainly use "we" a lot...not a good way to define an individual.
did you just ask me if i was very important in my internet spaceship massively multiplayer online game guild
i mean, i am, but seriously
any one of my thirty thousand best friends is an important member of our mighty space empire that rests on your pitiful backs like the largest sedan chair in the world whipping you to carry us faster. as gevlon repeatedly rages about, merely being one of us makes you one of eve's ruling class, apart and above from the hoi polli of eve such as highsec miners, en24 writers, and gevlon |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
778
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Posted - 2014.09.17 18:35:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote:Well the context of the argument is that you get to tell others what to do. (Please tell me what to do. I live in Lowsec Genesis. Bring caps...oh wait.) And that you destroyed BoB and you're "winning." Yet Mittens often refers to NCdot and other N3 elements "as the same as BoB" paraphrasing here. Well they currently hold more space and make much more isk from their renting empires as your leader lamented.
I honestly would find the article of the ****** TMC search engine would actually work. But seriously Mittens equating whatever enemy the CFC is fighting with BoB is well known. it does not amuse me to argue against the figments of your en24-addled imagination, it will only amuse me to argue actual facts rather than shadowbox what the voices in your head believe to be true |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
778
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Posted - 2014.09.17 20:33:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: Just to be clear, you deny Mittens referring to various enemies past and present as some sort of incarnation to BoB?
i do not plan on dancing around the precise wording of various aspects of your delusions that lead to a deluded endpoint one by one and allow you to try to bog down your betters in semantic discussions to avoid getting to how incredibly dumb your argument was
make your entire argument at once with links to the actual things mittens has said that you'd like to rely on in your vain attempt to make whatever point you'd like to watch shimmer in the sunlight for about five seconds before i rip it to shreads |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
778
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Posted - 2014.09.17 20:46:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote:i will promise to do that only and only when you show that you can learn how to use puncutation and know the difference between a run on sentence and a coherent thought so that we may exchange our debates and arguments over the internets in an intellectual manner somewhere in the stratosphere visavi your current intellectual position and this is why i take this approach
as the reader can see, forcing seraph to actually commit to his argument demonstrates he knows it is so laughably bad that he cannot put it in words that will not embarrass him merely by existing
instead he has the vain hope that i will make his bad argument for him, knock it down, at which point he will say no that wasn't it and try to make me make it again
instead we have shone the bright light of truth and he has scuttled back as furiously as his tiny legs can carry him to the dank darkness from whence he came |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
778
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Posted - 2014.09.17 20:48:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: That is right comrade! It seems you have a counter revolutionary among your ranks. Perhaps he needs better re-education of glorious revolution in your camps in Pure Blind.
Angelique Duchemin is quite right, any citizen of the cfc is to the rest of eve as a roman citizen was to a horse
my position as a gsf director is not what makes me an overman among moles, it is my position as a gsf member and cfc member that does |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
804
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Posted - 2014.09.18 18:42:00 -
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it's been really hilarious how mad moa has been that whenever one of our squads gets bored and camps their home station suddenly they can't undock for days
its a harsh place to be for an alliance that bases its identity on killing goonies, that they get crushed underfoot by one of our squads as a lark so badly they start shedding hundreds of members |
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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
808
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Posted - 2014.09.18 20:17:00 -
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Alp Khan wrote: PBLRD numbers fluctuate all the time. Renter arrangements are done periodically. MoA is not a renter alliance. You're comparing apples and oranges there.
not sure i'd go that far, they're pretty similar its just that pblrd pays us instead of the other way around like moa and gevlon |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
808
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Posted - 2014.09.18 23:16:00 -
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PotatoOverdose wrote: As for your camp, you've been camping in the same 3 afk blues for the past week and a half. The bulk of us went elsewhere a while
you do know we can look at local and count right
that said you guys are going somewhere else
specifically, some other alliance :getin: |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
829
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Posted - 2014.09.22 16:29:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: "your argument is bad because MoA isn't throwing themselves on their sword fighting us."
Yeah you're clueless.
i am not suprised i need to explain the sky is blue to an en24 writer, but what lucas is accurately saying is that moa survives by not actually being a threat
were they a threat they would get viciously squashed out of hand, like all other threats in our side of the galaxy. however, they survive because they are simply not a real threat: even the massive stationcamp of them is just some bored squads having fun rather than a real effort to kill off MoA (which is why it's so hilarious it's causing so many people to flee MoA)
moa survives by being impotent enough that they are not a strategic concern, so they can have fun killing the odd ratter here and there |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
829
|
Posted - 2014.09.22 16:30:00 -
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to be fair moa also survives by not having anything of value we want
we're pretty much jerks about taking candy from babies and moa is no exception |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
830
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Posted - 2014.09.22 20:52:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Mr Omniblivion wrote: If you, MoA, and Gevlon want to be taken seriously- drop the "holy war" mentality and just PVP and have fun. Sure, there will always be **** talking from all sides. But the way MoA is currently handling themselves, it's more like a yappy pomeranian barking away at a rottweiler- no one likes pomeranians.
Indeed not. I heard stories about some rabble who didn't have just PvP fun and declaread a Holy War on the alliance holding most of nullsec Band of Brothers. I wonder how that went. I guess they were destroyed by the big and powerful BoB. i, too, remember how goonswarm defeated bob by throwing money at people ganking bob's ratters |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
830
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Posted - 2014.09.22 21:59:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote: Drink!
You know what I think my issue with so many 0.0 mega coalition members is? You're "believers." Like someone that has a republican or democrat bumper sticker on their car and has to share their opinion like anyone gives a flying **** because they're insecure about being heard. You have to come here and let everyone know Goblin isn't bothering you and that MoA isn't an actual threat and defend yourselves with "didn't want X anyway" and "already replaced" comments.
We'll introduce something interesting for you though.
i don't really see why anyone would care about what your issue was with us, to be honest, except to the extent it is amusing in its thin bitter rationalizations and we've sort of had our fill from you on those
but i suppose when the best you can offer is "drink anytime someone points out how i have discredited myself and shamed my family and ancestors" and personal stories about yourself to try to avoid admitting the goons are right, you've got to go to post with the posts you have, not the posts you want |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
830
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Posted - 2014.09.22 22:01:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:And literally laughing at him keeps him doing these things. yeah posting in these threads is amazingly effective warfare against gevlon's wallet
so far we've spent zero isk posting in these threads, and wasted something on the order of 100-200b of his money, giving us an isk ratio of infinity
that's some good postin' there |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
833
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Posted - 2014.09.23 15:03:00 -
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i am pleased to see that in gevlon's latest blog he too agrees that moa are like babies and that we are evil for taking the candy from their chubby little hands and watching their pinchable cheeks redden as they sob wailing for their candy back
of course it's evil, that's the point |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
833
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Posted - 2014.09.25 14:55:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Mr Omniblivion wrote: If you, MoA, and Gevlon want to be taken seriously- drop the "holy war" mentality and just PVP and have fun. Sure, there will always be **** talking from all sides. *Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.
Indeed not. I heard stories about some rabble who didn't have just PvP fun and declaread a Holy War on the alliance holding most of nullsec Band of Brothers. I wonder how that went. I guess they were destroyed by the big and powerful BoB. i too remember how goonswarm beat bob by remedial posting a bounty on bob ratters and then hiding in highsec |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.09.25 18:41:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: You know the difference you might be missing is the actors involved in these stories actually undocked and shot at people and generally went about and did damage.
BoB would still own most of 0.0 if we thought a good solution to their hegemony was some excel graphs.
Someone undocks here. I have 2xAsakai worth of dead CFC to prove it. Also, even with my extraordinary abilities it would be impossible to destroy Goon POCOs while docked. Soon this month is over and we'll see how much ISK the CFC lost due to me not undocking. I'm especially interested in Branch data (hence this topic). What ruins the Goon narrative is that I have a bunch of data proving that CFC members die and their ratting decreases. You have a bunch of posters yelling "irrelevant". i presume that, like marmite, you will not compare the results to the baseline because that would reveal that the damage you may have caused is so small it is indistinguishable from random noise |
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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
956
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Posted - 2014.10.06 18:17:00 -
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gevlon did you do your math on the before bounty/after bounty damage in branch i want to calculate exactly how ineffective you were, and your most recent blog is so unreadable i can only conclude it is attempting to make very sure that no reader tries to figure out what the data says and just take your word for it so i can't tell if that's included in there |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
956
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Posted - 2014.10.06 19:23:00 -
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Mr Omniblivion wrote:My favorite part is how he removed CFC from the list of entities that did the most damage to the CFC. Based on his data, we did at least 2 times more damage to ourselves in one day than MoA did to us all month.
gevlon you can send our isk to "DJ's Retirement Fund" for this damage, thanks. |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
956
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Posted - 2014.10.07 14:50:00 -
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wow
burn branch was such a failure even gevlon admits it was an utter failure (before the rationalization subroutines kicked in and he came up with a way to justify it despite less kills and more ratting, of course, there's a limit to his ability to recognize his own failure)
that is an impressive level of failure even for gevlon |
Retar Aveymone
Evening Games Club
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Posted - 2014.10.07 14:50:22 -
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wow
burn branch was such a failure even gevlon admits it was an utter failure (before the rationalization subroutines kicked in and he came up with a way to justify it despite less kills and more ratting, of course, there's a limit to his ability to recognize his own failure)
that is an impressive level of failure even for gevlon |
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